That's not mine, it's urine.

Today, I uncovered one of the most disgusting discoveries known to man. *Cue wavy flashback lines*

On Sunday, we do laundry. Well, my husband does the laundry (and cleans the house on occasion...that was a 3 year battle worth fighting ;) ). One of my shirts had gotten grease on it when we put together our new elliptical machine. The grease didn't come out in the wash, so he soaked it with bleach in the sink of the spare 1/2 bath. The one where the cat litter boxes are kept.

So tonight, I come home and it smells so distinctly like cat urine in our house, that I'm almost gagging. I start to step into the bath to spritz our ineffective oust sprayer, and there's my shirt in the sink. I think, "Oh yeah, my shirt that had the grease stain." Then I notice my white shirt is YELLOW. Cat Pee yellow, to be exact. I think, "Maybe it's just bleach that yellowed it. Let me do a very wary preliminary sniff."

It wasn't the bleach. Most. disgusting. moment. of. the. year.