It finally happened. Last night, I had taken a long long nap. After a day spent babysitting the two cutest infants in the world so the entire faculty of my department could have a retreat, I was resting. I was even feeling encouraged that we could someday, maybe raise a child without maiming or psychologically crippling the kid for a lifetime.
But then, I saw it. It leered at me from the mirror. An inch back from my hairline, about two inches long, A BRIGHT WHITE HAIR!
I don't know who is responsible for this. Those responsible within the last nine months might be Professional Qualifying Exams, Written Comps, Dissertation Proposal, Internship Applications, Presenting and preparing that workshop, or the disorganized closets. But when I figure out which one is responsible, I will take my revenge.
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