What I Do When I Should be Sleeping

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How scary are you?

You Know You're from Tennessee When....

• You've never met any celebrities....other than Fred Thompson
• "Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
• You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.
• You laugh when people from anywhere north of TN tries to say or spell "y'all"
• It's "Mar-vull" not "Mary-ville"
• It's "Knox-vull" not "Knox-ville"
• A tabogan is a hat, not a sled. You butter your hot biscuit by cutting it open, putting a slab of butter inside and closing it back up again.
• Every town in East Tennesse has a "strip" and they're not particularly safe to be in at night.
• Pigeon Forge is not pronounced with a French accent.
• Gatlinburg does have an "L" in it and it should be pronounced.
• Sales tax is 9.5%. You shop at Walmart for groceries, not at a grocery store.
• You don't drive in Knoxville on game-day. EVER.
• You can't remember the last time you saw snow.
• You have a "piss on" sticker on your car window
• You know when Elvis Presley Day is
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Tennessee.