*Setting: Our bedroom 11:00 pm last night.*
K: Hey, you wanna read this book before I take it back? It has interviews from the Onion. With people like Bob Barker and Conan O'Brien.
N: Hmm, yeah. You know, Bob Barker was who I always pretended I was married to when we played house when I was a little kid.
K: I officially can't touch you for a half hour.
N: No, no. I think I only like him because I was under the impression he came with all of those prizes. At least I wasn't behind the bushes playing show me yours, I'll show you mine with Megan Metz* like you were. And..and, what were those other girls names?
K: Samantha Stevens*, and Jessica Jablonski*.
N: Umm hmm. What kind of neighborhood did you grow up in? All those same letter name girls letting people touch their va jay jays? We must have a thing, cause Bob Barker is a same letter name, too.
K: Well, that's better than the alternative.
N: What you mean?
K: Well, Matthew Crawford* showed me his penis. See what happens when you don't give your kid a same letter name?
*Names changed but letters preserved to protect the innocent, and the guilty.*
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
<
1 comment:
i loving being a fly on the wall! just got back from the 10 year reunion of your brother's class. I think we had a similar conversation after we left. I'll give you details later;)
Post a Comment