Saturday, August 12, 2006

Minutiae of Marriage

Setting: Our bedroom, with two loads of freshly washed laundry dumped on the bed.

*Me, frantically searching the bed, throwing laundry about*

K: What?

Me: Where are they? They aren't here.

K: What?

Me: (now searching the closet and the hamper) My black pants. The ones I wear nearly every day. They were dirty. Where are they? Here they are, hanging up in the closet. Why did you hang them up in the closet?

K: Because they were in the floor. If you put your things away and didn't leave piles of laundry in the floor, then this wouldn't happen

Me: I leave them in the floor so I know they're dirty, or in case I want to wear them...again.

K: Well...

Me: *Sigh* Now my pants are dirty and all the laundry's done. Guess I'll go wash 'em. Why would you hang up my pants? Why?

K: Don't leave them in the floor! I just put them back where they belonged. If not in the dirty clothes, then in the closet. I thought you were done with them.

Me: Okay, the next time I find one of your library books laying around out of your book basket, I'm taking it back where it belongs when you're done with it...the library!

K: Give me the pants...I'll go do more laundry.

Guess that was too high a price.

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Next day, after reading this blog post:

K: Why'd you post that? It's silly. Not funny.

Me: I didn't ask for your editorial opinion. I asked if it said too much. Now I have to go post this, too.

6 comments:

bubbles said...

I can soooooooo hear you two talking. I was impressed that K. new how to hang something up! Kudos for that but he lost points for messin' with the system :)

Jim Jannotti said...

Heh. Women.

dufflehead said...

i can totally understand . . . IN the basket = dirty / time to wash it; NEAR the basket = i'm going to wear this again.

how is that so hard to get?

Nicole said...

Hey Bubbles, I'll get to commenting over your way soon. My parents are in town right now. It's a bit of family overload. But I can't complain, for most of the year, K cleans the whole place, pays the bills, and does the laundry. Mainly because school keeps me away from home until the late hours of the night several nights a week. But, I must say that 1.) It took 3 years and a lot of *discussions* to reach a happy division of labor. 2.) He still cleans like a man and the place is much cleaner and more orderly when I'm in charge of domestic affairs.

Old Dufflehead and I need to gang up on Jim, cause he just called The Pete a woman. Glad to know this isn't a gender lines thing...;)

Ninjanun said...

Well, I gotta say, I side with Kevin on this (obviously, see the Pete's remarks above). I despise clothes being on the floor. The floor is DIRTY (dirtier than hanging up in a closet anyway). Clean/wearing again=hang it up, or at least throw it over a chair or bed. Dirty=in laundry basket. Clothes do not belong on the floor, dammit! :p

Jim Jannotti said...

I wasn't commenting in the Pete's direction.