Thursday, December 29, 2005

My next career...


According to experts, my adult industry job would be...
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6 comments:

Nicole said...

EWWWWW......There are some things only the Nun needs to know.

revhipchick said...

interesting quiz...the funniest thing occurred with mine--it gave me a job i actually had many many moons ago! (no i'm not joking!)...phone sex operator.

i know that doesn't say good things about me, but it does make for interesting stories!

Wasp Jerky said...

Never would have guessed that about you, hipchickmamma. Ever read Nicholson Baker's Vox?

Nicole said...

I guess that explains the nickname "Merkin" for your child.

revhipchick said...

actually, Merkin is her name. it was an unfortunate lesson to find the "meaning" of Merkin after she was already named. now i know to ALWAYS THOROUGHLY RESEARCH A NAME FOR A CHILD. she was born prior to Pearl Jam's album Merkin Ball and MTV's vigorous look into "Merkin". i had read on a celtic postboard--via old internet--this guy talking about his sister's nick-name, you guessed it--Merkin, and that her real name was Morna. i immediately fell in love with Merkin, and it paired perfectly w/Mischievous and knew that my offspring would indeed be Merkin the Mischievous, and that it would also be a terrific fairy name for a children's book about said fairy.

so no, unfortunately, it doesn't explain her name, merely my own ignorance. btw--it's a truly ridiculous idea of a "merkin"--i do have a counter story to offer her if/when some obnoxious child stumbles upon a very old dictionary.

Wasp Jerky said...

I was almost named Grover Cleveland. Seriously. No one knows why.