Why I need a wife...

While getting ready to go out for New Year's Eve, an actual conversation had between hubby and I:

M (after coloring my hair, returning it to close to its natural color and spending time fixing it in a new hairstyle): What do you think of this?

H: It's poofy. On that one side. Ya know, Frizzy. (I hear: you look like a q-tip)

M: Where?

H: There (demonstrates the location on his own bald head)

M: (Grimace..return to bathroom mirror).

H: I am never answering that question again..ever.

M: Come show me where.

H: (Walks to bathroom) I shouldn't have to show you. It's obvious.

M:(blood pressure rising) No, show me.

H: There. It's poofy.

M: Whatever.

(It was poofy. But he didn't have to say it.)


Advice for other husbands, boyfriends and lovers: "That looks really nice, just make this part have a little less volume."

Note to self: Next husband should be a woman.