Rotten Fruit of the Spirit

My hometown newspaper has a "SoundOff Line." This is a fancy answering machine where the local pissed off people who haven't discovered blogging leave messages that can't be deleted later like a blog post. The newspaper then publishes these comments. It's actually not a bad idea, except it is a bad idea. Because yet have I heard someone call in and say something that actually needs to be heard. And rarely are anonymous comments very helpful to foster true dialogue and community. Just like anonymous commentors here, these callers tend to flame and blame and have pointless conversations that go on for weeks and finally degrade into a second grade match of, "Teacher, he hit me!" and "But she hit me FUHRST!

This week's Soundoff column is just ripe! It's begging to be picked upon. A commentor managed to encapsulate everything that is wrong with the typical aura of Christianity that surrounded my small rural community. I'm not going to deconstruct it for you, or even make generalizations. Just read the comment below, and you'll see the short sighted faith that I grew up with. I'd link to it, but for some reason my hometown paper is concerned that people might read the paper online and not subscribe to the pithy print edition. So now, it's only available online if you subscribe in print. How ridiculous is that?

Here's the quote:

"To the person or persons who stole the safe at west End Baptist church: We might never know who you are, but I can tell you that God knows who you are and you will pay for what you did. It's bad enough that you stole but to steal from a church is lower than anything else. I know that the people at that church are praying for you and asking God to forgive you for what you did. The human side of me has asked God to bring his wrath down upon you and that it scares and bothers you so much that you ask for forgiveness and you repent and get saved. But also as a Christian I have asked God to forgive you too."


I hope Jesus kicks your ass, and I hope God forgives you. Too bad you're not perfect like me.

Longing...

Are there places in this world where you long to be? I hope so. Tonight I was looking at Flickr photos taken by others of the Great Smoky Mountains and other East Tennessee areas. I feel a distinct aching in my chest looking at this photo. It brings tears to my eyes. It's a longing for a place and its people. I feel disconnected from my history and my future. We've lived in Chicagoland now for three years and have three more to go, and I think my heart might burst from the anticipation of returning to home. My home. Our home.

I can hardly fathom that people take pictures like this on their vacations; not because it isn't beautiful but because it's like taking a picture of your underwear drawer to me. It's something you know so well that you forget to look. But you sure do notice when your underwear isn't there one morning. And I've had three years of those mornings.

Now, don't get me wrong. I see in a thousand little and big ways why God brought my husband and I here. We're growing, changing, and learning in ways that being in the shadow of home just doesn't allow. I feel uncomfortable enough in this flat midwest surrounded by buildings, concrete, affluence, and "Yankeeness" that I have actually have had to examine why I burn with a desire to live in the shadow of these mountains.

I get to visit home in two weeks, and I can't wait. It's just a long weekend, but I'm praying it will be sustenance to me in a time that feels so meager and malnourished emotionally and spiritually.

Friday Random 10

I haven't done this in awhile, thought I would. After I write an impossible number of papers in the next two weeks, I might actually say something of value. Until then, look for more drivel like this:

1. Jesus Walks..............Kanye West
2. Nookie...................Limp Bizkit
3. Highway Blues............Ernie Watts
4. Susie Q..................Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. You Owe Me Nothing in Return..Alanis Morissette
6. 'Til There Was You........Beatles
7. C is for Cookie..........Sesame Street (Cookie Monster!)
8. The River................Garth Brooks
9. The Lord Has Given........Veggie Tales (ACK ACK!)
10. Barely Breathing..........Duncan Sheik

For the love of God...

Why can't I just sneeze? Hmm? I've been wanting to sneeze all day, needing to sneeze. Desperately desiring to blow every mucous molecule out of my head into a tissue, a box of tissues. The sneeze acts like it's coming. I do that mouth half open, head tilted back, eye squinted preparatory face and then the sneeze fails to come through in the clutch. My elusive sneeze is like a bright sunny day during the Chicago winter. It looks promising from the window, but it never quite comes through when you really need a moment of 70 degree spring time bliss.

In other news, reading a Chaim Potok novel with a 101 degree fever while on Theraflu makes for some wild and crazy dreams. I never knew how bizarre my world would be if I were a Hasidic Jew. Now I know.

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